In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for August 06, 2021

Remember that when he makes the wrong call in your at-bat.

He was going to take care of it. He’s batting cleanup.

yes he does, it’s HOME

It be hoov-ers him!

Wait for the steam mop. It cleans, removes stains, and sanitizes.

Yes, because we all know how much they hate getting their uniforms dirty when sliding.

He’s a professional artist who draws sports gags…. and doesn’t know the shape of home plate?

He’s scaring away the dogs.

Waste of time, the batter is going to dig into the batter’s box and kick dirt on the plate anyway.

Was Monk ever an ump?

He was taught to clean his plate.

Keep your pants on, the Zamboni is next.

It comes with membership in the Clean Plate Club.

This one brought a smile to my face ;-)

That’s how Frank Drebin cleans home plate!