In Security by Bea R. for July 21, 2021

If this was FBOFW, the “Are you awake, Daddy?” would have included a stuffed toy shot to the groin.

Should Roy tell her how scary the woods are at night? It’s when the wolves like to hunt, so best not to bring attention to yourselves.

I’ll bet Sedine is gonna get blamed for this, had she not come along(or come up with another excuse) Roy and Charlene would be on their second honeymoon now. (Did they ever have a first actually?)

This reminds me of that one Samuel L. Jackson bedtime story.

Who’s that who spoke?

There problem is they camp too close together. We always had at least 20 feet between tents.

Nice big tent for the family. You forgot the horror stories before bed time so the kids stay quiet, afraid to make noise. Doesn’t have to be horror, but just let the little tykes know that animals hunt at night.

Great job on the tents, BeaR, they look awesome! I find it hilarious that Roy and Charlene were having trouble putting that style of tent up. It is so easy and kid could do it.

Ok, Sedine and Sam, time to go into the van. Lock the doors.

You have to be more specific…the command ought to be, “GO TO SLEEP!”

Reminds you of the Dead Billy jokes….

“Mom, I hate Billy’s guts!”

“Shut up, and EAT!”

That kid could scare the Grim Reaper.