FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 27, 2021

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    C  about 3 years ago

    You’ll be wishing you were near death.

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    The Reader Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Then we can go and watch that chic flick about shopping…

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I actually have a clue and a shopping list.

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    Kaputnik  about 3 years ago

    Paige wanted him to go shopping with her? Or said yes when he asked? Both seem improbable, unless she wants to torment him.

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    dflak  about 3 years ago

    Blatantly sexist comment.

    For women, shopping is something to do. For men, shopping is something to get done. Women shop. Men raid.

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    petermerck  about 3 years ago

    Just having Paige drive to the mall should be enough.

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    psterne Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Wow, the mall reference really dates this one.

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    mindjob  about 3 years ago

    If Jason wants a better near-death experience, he should do his research in December

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    kab2rb  about 3 years ago

    I am on Jason’s side, for me 2 hours is enough for shopping, and with my budget, unless gift card, no shopping and I need next year new footware for summer.

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 3 years ago

    And they say we humans spend one-time of our daily lives sleeping. What the other third if —in this case— another third is shopping? No one eats for eight/nine hours straight.

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    MCProfessor  about 3 years ago

    I’ve been blessed with a wife that goes to a store knowing what she wants, gets it and leaves.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  about 3 years ago

    Would this be funnier if Jason WEREN’T doing this of his own free will?

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