Last Kiss by John Lustig for July 26, 2021

some of those pre-censor movies were wild.

That’s what it’s all about!

But where are the roller skates?

What if it is what it’s all about?

Next up the Macarana !

We call it the hokey cokey.

One has to appreciate the props used in the deluxe edition, particularly the Jiffy Pop hats…!

The Holy Hand Grenade. And the count shall be three.

Enough about our wedding night plans…

Do they possibly know what diddy wah diddy means?

This is better than Simon Says! At least there’s music with the Hokey Pokey!

Put your right foot in where? and why shake it all about? What’s being stirred? Why is it being stirred? Is it stirred or shaken? So many questions about this..

“When are we supposed to light the fuse on this bomb again?”

No Holy Hand Grenade jokes?

Are you the merry widow or do you have Prince Albert in the can?

See if he stays after you show him how to wear a Prince Albert ring.

This is good, but the funniest use of the Hokey Pokey I can recall was on an episode of Newhart where Bob was using it as a drill for aerobics. (But don’t take my word for it – see for yourself! https://youtu.be/JrnrKj-UcuM )

I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but I turned it all around.

I’ve seen hokier…

The sword hilt looks like an appendage. Just sayin’.

Poor John Gilbert. He had a voice for talkies but studio politics and money ended his career. He had affairs with Great Garbo and Marlena Dietrich, but not at the same time. Poor guy had 2 heart attacks before he was 40, the last one being fatal.

Let me know when they get to ‘the hand jive’.

There is a different version of the “hokey pokey,”

A little photoshopping on that sceptre?

Those heads look photo-shopped.

https://youtu.be/vr8tOa_En7A

All dressed up and nowhere to go.

It’s these type of instructions in sex manuals that give gynecologists fits…

“Come on baby! Do the Loco-Motion!!” This song made American top 3 by Little Eva (1) Grand Funk Railroad (1), Kylie Minogue (3) in three different decades. 1962 1974 1988

John, it took me a while; I originally thought Ronald Colman in “The Prisoner of Zenda”.