They’re all very familiar.
clean up that mouth or i will wash it out with soap
I brought you into this world and - dammit - I can take you out of it!
“I wish you were never born!”
“I brought you into this world and I can take you out…..And make another just like you!”
“you’re just like your father”, “if you’re gonna fight, take it outside, I just cleaned up”.. and the classic “because I say so, that’s why”
“If you fall out of that tree and break your leg, don’t come running to me.” And my favorite: “Just wait until you have children of your own. Never mind why I’m smiling, just wait.” Both courtesy of the late, great Erma Bombeck.
Ash- wow. My sympathies.
Don’t give me THAT look. You know what I’m talking about.
Don’t swim after you’ve just eaten.
Your face will freeze that way if you keep doing that.
Say that again, and you’re going to your room.
No T.V. tonight! Moms everywhere, unite! I think they read the book already.
John Deering and John Newcombe
John Deering
margueritem over 15 years ago
They’re all very familiar.
bald over 15 years ago
clean up that mouth or i will wash it out with soap
dcguys over 15 years ago
I brought you into this world and - dammit - I can take you out of it!
Ashrey over 15 years ago
“I wish you were never born!”
Digital Frog over 15 years ago
“I brought you into this world and I can take you out…..And make another just like you!”
FlowerChio over 15 years ago
“you’re just like your father”, “if you’re gonna fight, take it outside, I just cleaned up”.. and the classic “because I say so, that’s why”
Saucy1121 Premium Member over 15 years ago
“If you fall out of that tree and break your leg, don’t come running to me.” And my favorite: “Just wait until you have children of your own. Never mind why I’m smiling, just wait.” Both courtesy of the late, great Erma Bombeck.
Shikamoo Premium Member over 15 years ago
Ash- wow. My sympathies.
Shikamoo Premium Member over 15 years ago
Don’t give me THAT look. You know what I’m talking about.
Don’t swim after you’ve just eaten.
Your face will freeze that way if you keep doing that.
Say that again, and you’re going to your room.
No T.V. tonight! Moms everywhere, unite! I think they read the book already.