Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 12, 2021

He’s what the folks in H.R. call “actively disengaged.”

Playing bagpipes at 10:00? This could be one of the most dangerous things Jenkins has done – it may spark a storming of the castle watch tower.

…and that is how piper droned on until stuffed in the bladder with porridge and served on Christmas eve.

But then there is this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev07ajN1cRM

A bagpipe has three drones and a chanter, (at least for the Scottish bagpipes). With three drones maybe the night guard was trying to drone people to sleep?

I’d say he’s doffed his tam’o’shanter completely….

Well, the English did class it as a war weapon……

Funny, Jenkins doesn’t look like a piece of wood…

Ooh! Play “Foggy Mountain Breakdown”! (without the ‘breakdown’, I guess)

He won’t have that problem much longer!

It’s a long way to the top….

Can he play Amazing Grace?

On the other hand…that IS a fairly accurate representation of bagpipe “music”

Fink will throw a fit

Not gonna lie, if I had to stay up all night and yell at people what time it is every hour, I would try to entertain myself, too.

My ex said that when he was a freshman at Carnegie-Mellon, the college’s (semi)official bagpiper lived in his dorm. Occasionally the guy would get out his bagpipes & play “Silent Night” in the stairwell in the middle of the night. My ex’s reaction: “It was anything but silent.” 8-)

So that’s how you score bagpipe music. Never saw it written out before. Looks as painful as it sounds.

I wonder which is worse, bagpipe practice or drums?

Such calm and soothing music – probably helps put all the kiddies to sleep.

In India, we have the “shehnai” which looks more like flute or a clarinet (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shehnai), but produces a doleful sound much like the bagpipes. There are a few very skilful exponents, like the late, great Bismillah Khan, who could make it sing to their tunes.

I like Bagpipe music………..

Well, it’s always bagpipe time somewhere.

Jenkins will not be Bored in the morning. When he gets to meet the King’s Executioner.

“Piper down. I repeat, we have a PIPER DOWN!”

The bagpipe music visualization is perfect!