Close to Home by John McPherson for August 06, 2021

Missile strike!?!? That looks like some little fireworks. Is that all you’ve got? Even Bleeb has a snicker snicker.

As the crater began to fill with a pungent, brown liquid, the homeowners wondered if it was to late to get sewage line insurance.

Good thing they did not tell him about the ants in the kitchen.

Ticks are tougher than that, Air-Strike , Meh !

Bleeb even has a picture of himself on the side of the van.

If he has removed all the ticks, how will they tell the time?

sometimes it takes extreme measures to get things done.

Okay. I’ll have two of those please.

Anyone who has ever had moles has been tempted to do this.

Yikes wonder what they’d use for INSIDE the house

“Nope, I don’t think need any missiles for the side yard.

But hey… my next door neighbor could use one! They um, have a uh… TERMITE PROBLEM! Yeah, that’s it… they have termites all in their house!

Ah. Bleeb got better. Good…

Did it take out the dog too? Where’s the dog?

Seems like Zebron has taken “ticking bomb” too literally.

No, but the neighbors (whom we seriously detest) have a huge bat problem in their attic…

That targeting was outstanding. Get that guy back into the military…..

Well, Bleeb is yellow again, great to see he is feeling like his old self again.

Little overkill don’t you think? Spiders, sure… But ticks?

Bleeb’s had a color correction! Happy day!

Come listen to a story about a man named Jed………

I wonder if this means Bleeb has found a job.

Not sure Bleeb should be in that van, he looks too much like what they exterminate.

They are so gonna give him a bad review.

I see the Bleebster got a job modeling for the exterminator truck wrap.

Now, that’s the Bleeb I know!

Where are their pets?

Hmm, if I remember correctly there is usually substantial shrapnel when these missiles explode.

Do you also do air raids, too?

Sounds like he’s channeling Carl from Caddyshack!