Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for August 12, 2021

Mine was definitely frat and fail, and not at Yale. Hey, I’m a poet.

I was never in a frat, I was too nerdy to get into Lambda Lambda Lambda.

I was busy dropping out with Lambda Sigma Delta in college.

For those who care: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skull_and_BonesNot much of a secret society if you can find it on Wikipedia.

Oh yeah? Robert Frost is a permanent member of the Dead Poet’s Society…

Never had the desire to join a frat.

“We’re poor little lambs who’ve lost lots of sleep …”

“My Dad is a trustee at Penn State!”“Well, my Dad is a trusty at State Pen.”

You sure that wasn’t the Numb skull and bones, kid?