Monty by Jim Meddick for August 12, 2021

He’s got quite a pot belly for a starving castaway.

That’s more food than a lot of people get

Mr. Gilligan should go Lord of the Flies on the little runt.

I never heard of or saw a Clif Bar in my life. Whoever is in charge of marketing….oh. It’s him. Gilligan. Don’t get around much do you mate.

Jarvis looks so tired of all this.

At least he got a severance package.

Psst… Gilligan… Kill the kid and there will be room on the chopper.

What a horrible little boy….

And a box of detergent called “Falls Soap”.

Sedgwick is all liver. (Certainly not all heart.)

So – the security detail will enter the code every 108 minutes?

so this guy really DOES have a life he wants to get back to, and this douche has just been making him camp on the beach? It would actually be cheaper and easier for them to just take him back to the mainland, in fact they could run afoul of criminal charges (which at the very least they’ll have to deal with a scandal, since rich people don’t actually go to prison) for basically kidnapping him. They are actually going out of their way to put down a perceived lesser.

It would be funny if it weren’t for the certainty that this is actually what the .1% would do.

Good Luck, Gilligan. :)

Young Master Sedgwick is all heart!

(He said Security would shoot me if I didn’t say that.)

Kill them.

For some reason, the word “sociopath” springs readily to mind. I know he’s supposed to be a caricature of a horribly spoiled rich kid, but even the Howells were depicted with more compassion. For that matter, J. R. Ewing was more compassionate than this kid.