Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for August 13, 2021

Hmmm, Mimi and Heather with the same hair color. Perhaps Gil has a type? Breathing, I assume.

What’s with the wry smile in P1? Perhaps he’s overacting, which would be ham on wry.

Why does Mimi have white paint on her back? Do they have a white picket fence around the pool that Pedro had her up against?

P1: No, but you could cover up your stomach….you’re 100 years old, for God’s sake.

It’s elementary Çoach, in all reality , Carter’s BSU rain jacket gave him away. Book em Danho !

How fake is ‘he’? Are we heading into non-binary territory?

P1, Is this as close as we’re gonna get to the annual Mimi in a bikini shot? I hope not.

P2, Heather, gunning for Marcie’s job.

P3, I tapped a few keys!

Wouldn’t it be great if Pedro bounded into the living room with chips, salsa and margaritas? After a few pops, indoor tag team rug wrestling featuring Mr. & Mrs. Beau Dandy vs. Pedro & Heather.

P2: Gil getting ready to go in for the hair sniff. Thorp for President!

Nice demon eyes Heather. Investigative journalist hot on the trail.

Is Heather using the Thorps’ WiFi? That’s rather trusting of them.

P 1.5: “…great!…I’ve always wanted to see what she’s like now that she’s old enough…”

P 4: “….because I’m not in a coma like you always seem to be, coach….”

So because he wore a shirt with a different school name on it, that makes him suspect? Suspect of WHAT?

P1.5: No Butch, you look fine.

P2.5: Here’s his X-Ray. He’s a droid. Used to be known as Hymie on Get Smart.

P3.5: Yep, my dear, you’re a natural born, investigative reporter. You should move to Metropolis. The Daily Planet has been looking for one for years since Lois Lane retired.

P1.5 do you think Heather will finally settle in at third for me?

Heater changed clothes before going to the Thorpe’s.

Someone better call an Exorcist before her head spins all the way around!

Come on Heather, your’e just finding this out…the readers knew over a week ago. And Gil’s got that look on his face like he’s trying to figure out what that thing Heather is typing on is.

Wait, what? So BSU doesn’t stand for Benzene Solvents United?

P 2.5: “…his real name is Jamie Thorp…is that any relation to you?…”

What hot MILFord lass wears sweatpants in the middle of August? Besides, those look more like yoga pants, which would be more believable.

What? Cart-man pulling out a BSU jacket leads to suspicions that he probably was a top notch collegiate golfer? Well nobody saw that coming. And by nobody, I mean Gil. All of us readers knew.

And speaking of seeing things coming, everyone should have seen a new edition of Mopped Up Thorp coming.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

I think Heather is trying to seduce Gil. First she dyed her hair after the golf round to match Mimi’s hair and style. Then she makes an excuse to come to Gil’s house, and apparently got Mimi to vacate. Now she’s tapping some keys and, WHOOPS! How did we end up at THAT website???