Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 05, 2021

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    dcandmx  over 3 years ago

    Sounds good. I always like to lose my money more slowly….

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    amaneaux  over 3 years ago

    If you win the jackpot, the payout takes 7 hours.

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    formathe  over 3 years ago

    I wonder if the sloths wear depends there, like ours do at our local casino?

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    rm8ty  over 3 years ago

    Dan hasn’t been to a casino in a while it appears. Now no more levers to pull, just buttons to push and no cups of coins nor the happy sound of quarters hitting the metal tray, just a payout slip printed out. Not a slot player myself but I have to walk by a lot to get to the poker room.

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    Jody H. Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Why settle for one Deadly Sin when you can have TWO simultaneously?!

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    [Unnamed Reader - c91c61]  over 3 years ago

    If the jackpot is big enough, the machine was “malfunctioning” and you get nothing

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    comicalUser  over 3 years ago

    They move slow. They do. Not the world around them.

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