Middle Daughter dated a fellow who spoke this way. He’d ask “Where’s she at?” and I’d say, “Hmm, where is she? I think she went to the store.” He’d get angry because I was always correcting him. She finally asked why he didn’t take my advice and speak properly.
There is an auction site here where someone is using voice to text to list auction items. There is usually an interesting difference between the item and its listing.
People are careless when using the term “care less”. “Couldn’t care less” is what they really want because it implies that they “don’t care at all”. And if they “don’t care at all” (it’s nothing = zero), it’s not possible to care any less. It’s not possible to care less than zero.
… UNLESS (perhaps) you wanted to convey that you could have a NEGATIVE CARE – that you might actually wish harm or for things to go BAD for someone or in something. Then it’s like: “I don’t care. I didn’t think I could care less – but I do – and not only do I NOT care, I do NOT wish you well, I hope things turn out terrible.”
Okay. He’s been charged with cruel and unusual punishment …
What is an appropriate punishment? Should he be needled? (crewel punishment).
If convicted, how will he be sentenced? Is Capital punishment possible? or is this only a lowercase crime? Whatever the sentence is, it should get cut short (you know – punctuated).
Since he’s been charged, does that mean the electric chair is possible?
Is he also guilty of using puns? or has he only been “pun-ish”? When asked, he wasn’t even sure what “pun-ish” meant.
Cornelius Noodleman about 3 years ago
I wanna sit there and listen to her complain about me!
pschearer Premium Member about 3 years ago
He couldn’t of said it better.
blunebottle about 3 years ago
And the one most people will miss is “irregardless.”
cdward about 3 years ago
Supposably, you can get arrest four that.
Dani Rice about 3 years ago
Middle Daughter dated a fellow who spoke this way. He’d ask “Where’s she at?” and I’d say, “Hmm, where is she? I think she went to the store.” He’d get angry because I was always correcting him. She finally asked why he didn’t take my advice and speak properly.
That romance didn’t last long.
Michael G. about 3 years ago
Oh, for having sex! I haven’t seen you in ages!
Doug K about 3 years ago
Is the Statue of Limitations by the Statute of Liberty?
PoodleGroomer about 3 years ago
There is an auction site here where someone is using voice to text to list auction items. There is usually an interesting difference between the item and its listing.
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
Intent, irregardless, couldn’t care less……OY! Throw the book at em!
Steverino Premium Member about 3 years ago
Cruel and unusual pun ishment?
Doug K about 3 years ago
People are careless when using the term “care less”. “Couldn’t care less” is what they really want because it implies that they “don’t care at all”. And if they “don’t care at all” (it’s nothing = zero), it’s not possible to care any less. It’s not possible to care less than zero.
… UNLESS (perhaps) you wanted to convey that you could have a NEGATIVE CARE – that you might actually wish harm or for things to go BAD for someone or in something. Then it’s like: “I don’t care. I didn’t think I could care less – but I do – and not only do I NOT care, I do NOT wish you well, I hope things turn out terrible.”
FassEddie about 3 years ago
We should stand him out in the Medium Strip, where he can’t hurt anyone.
the lost wizard about 3 years ago
He won’t be receiving his free gift.
Howard'sMyHero about 3 years ago
Then there’s “to who” or “to whom” ….
Keep on keepin’ on …! (oops)
ChessPirate about 3 years ago
Their, they’re, Lil, don’t loose you’re cool… ッ
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
Your, you’re…on and on….
Doug K about 3 years ago
Okay. He’s been charged with cruel and unusual punishment …
What is an appropriate punishment? Should he be needled? (crewel punishment).
If convicted, how will he be sentenced? Is Capital punishment possible? or is this only a lowercase crime? Whatever the sentence is, it should get cut short (you know – punctuated).
Since he’s been charged, does that mean the electric chair is possible?
Is he also guilty of using puns? or has he only been “pun-ish”? When asked, he wasn’t even sure what “pun-ish” meant.
BWR about 3 years ago
cringe
A co-worker always misuses the word ‘sense’. She’ll say something like ‘Sense it’s almost time to go home…’.
Kirk Barnes Premium Member about 3 years ago
It’s not a crime against the Alphabet. All of the letters are there, and formed properly. The language on the other hand, has suffered greatly…
garfield43 about 3 years ago
This one actually works. Most of this series has been based on mistakes that show up typed that don’t show up when read.