Bliss by Harry Bliss for August 16, 2021

You just run out of things to say.

Sixty years will do that to you.

They look positively grim.

Will they cross their legs next? Do they need to speak?

Is there a signal? The anticipation from spectators is mesmerizing.

He looks like Jeff Dunham’s Walter…

This would have been a nice Olympic joke a week or two ago!

This has all the hallmarks of a Bliss/Martin collaboration ;)

9.8

They’ll be mounted like that after they’ve checked out.

4.5

The outfits don’t match. Otherwise, flawless.

They used to finish each other’s sentences. Now they just grunt.

In the amateur circuit of this sport, old married couples are disqualified.

“Ethel, did you just shjt yourself?”

Synchronized judging.

The Olympics are a bad influence.