I once asked Alexa if she would marry me. She replied, “I like our relationship the way it is. As a side note: Alexa can make sounds of people passing gas. They have corrupted my Alexa.
It took me all morning to realize why Siri was unexpected speaking at intervals. I had a circulation fan running on my desk, which apparently generated enough noise to make it think every tenth word was a wake-up command. It was especially annoying when I was on the phone, using another device.
wldhrsy2luv over 3 years ago
Girls night out!
Doug K over 3 years ago
Virtually speaking: He virtually can’t do anything on his own.
stillfickled Premium Member over 3 years ago
kinky
Teto85 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Love is love.
RonnieAThompson Premium Member over 3 years ago
I once asked Alexa if she would marry me. She replied, “I like our relationship the way it is. As a side note: Alexa can make sounds of people passing gas. They have corrupted my Alexa.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
It took me all morning to realize why Siri was unexpected speaking at intervals. I had a circulation fan running on my desk, which apparently generated enough noise to make it think every tenth word was a wake-up command. It was especially annoying when I was on the phone, using another device.
Oh Really? over 3 years ago
“Siri and Alexa are a notoriously fickle couple —bouncing all over the internet from user to user with just a whisper”
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
They’ve been conspiring against you for months.
heathcliff2 over 3 years ago
Believable, considering who made them.