Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 16, 2021

He would have gotten a death couch, but those start to stink after awhile.

I knew there was a "La-z-boy’ line of furniture but an “Ac-tiv-boy” one as well? ;D

I think the pain is in a different body part much lower down.

Get up. Turn the seat cushions. Give the couch a break for awhile.

Do fries go with that power shake?

Yes, you actually should. Or….you will turn into one of those potatoes.

he wanted a naugahyde, but had to settle for a nagahyde…