Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 18, 2021

Also, don’t check her texts.

Good job, Noteman.

Beware your arch-enemies, the Facebook Fiend and the Twitter Terror.

The tag on Bob’s teabag disappeared. Did the note eat it?

I never got anything she did but I still loved her.

And he doesn’t get why she loves him, either.

can Noteman even fix Pig’s relationship with Pigita with a note like that?

She’s a woman no man understands women

Unfortunately, there are many people too stupid and/or lazy to pay attention to text. I know because I advertise things, and people all the time ask me questions that are answered right in the ad, or they come and find the item I am selling is not suitable, for reasons they would have seen if only they’d read the ad instead of just looking at the pictures. Sadly, Noteman can’t help those people.

Somehow I expected a ‘Love is not rude’ note.

Is love really that simple? I don’t think it is.

Didn’t Noteman have a problem with his knees??

Noteman’s no cupid, but his heart is in the right place.

THANK YOU NOTEMAN!!!!

NOTEMAN … Larry Croc needs you ! Something about a Zebra ….

“Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.” Matthew 5:9

Noteman is the hero we all need but don’t deserve!

Pig finally found a purpose in life…Write N Run….er…fly

Someone is obviously holding Pastis hostage. He’d never write this wholesome of a comic.

How did that not get soggy?

Why are women so confusing?

He should be Trojan Man’s sidekick

Pig as a Voice Of Reason. I like that.

He’s not the hero we want…or need…

Pastis once again shows great insight into relationships.

Marriage isn’t a TV show. If you picked the right person (not because they were cute, etc.), then you’ll be just fine.

It’s true I am a healer.

Power Pig lives! Oh waitsaminute. That’s not Power Pig.

Great message. Most times, it really is that simple. Love conquers all.

The two most important words a man needs to learn are “yes” and “dear,” exclusively in that order. :)

Ya gotta love Pig.

I love Noteman!

Princess Bride has it right, “As you wish.” is always the right response.

Noteman is (and I hate this term) spot on in his messaging……

Did noteman leave one for the wife? What did hers say?

Now go to congress and post a note. Suggested content: “We’re all on the same team- working for the betterment of American citizens!” Better start writing – you’re going to need 535 notes!

This has a ‘Duff Man’ feel to it, but Noteman is much better!! … :)

You have to admire pig for trying to promote hope in people’s lives. Especially given his own future appears to be ham, bacon and pork chops.

We need you Noteman!

Noteman, the hero we need today!

Pig has found his calling, his bliss!

Excellent advice.

If only

Noteman, please come visit me!

Sweet.

Noteman to the rescue—even for Neighbor Bob!

Pig has found his true calling. The world needs Noteman!

Keep it up, Pig. We really need this now than ever.

most excellent

I love noteman !!!