Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for August 05, 2021

Spiderman: “AND, I have credit cards for buying wine.”

Last Sunday was National Spider-Man Day.

And a lot of spiders can walk on water, so there’s that too

You won’t convert me. I’m a member of the First Church of Superman.

Actually, I’m sure Jesus CAN do that.

At least Spidey is real.

I gave up on religion after reading the bible cover to cover. Most athiests have, most christians haven’t.

In most canons, Spider-man’s webbing is the result of technology, not radiation. Jesus could do it if he simply put on the same equipment.

You’re saying Spiderman didn’t adhere to his childhood beliefs?

Kids should have retorted, yeah Spidey, but can you walk on water, or raise the dead?

But imaginary Superhero battles are sort of middle-school-ly.

In fairness, Jesus doesn’t have radioactive Spider Blood.