Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 20, 2021

They had trains?

She’ll probably want to go to Pony Land.

Right. If the tour company by their very name promised to show more doors and there seems to be no doors in sight – I would ask for my money back!

One does not simply walk into Mordor. One takes a train ride.

Every turn the train takes is Sauwrong turn on Mordor Tours.

When these got together, it was Mordor…… (Two for the price of one)

I’d like to try it, but the poisonous fumes would be bad for my asthma.

They’re on their way to a Led Zeppelin concert…..

I’d go. I need to return my wedding ring from my first marriage to Mount Doom.

This looks better than Disney World to me…

I must confess that I had to look up Mordor. I’ve never read Tolkien.

So does Blanche want to Mordor Wiz for picking this vacation?

One does not simply take the train into Mordor.

Don’t remember Mordor being so green. I must have visited in the winter.

WizardCon?

New Zealand is really rocking the whole LOTR and Hobbit thing. Good on them.

Boy, Frodo and Sam are going to be embarrassed when they find out there was a train the whole time.

actually that may be a very cool place to visit, depending on the conditions of the tour

Happy Birthday, Robert Plant !!!

Yikes too close to the edge for meeee

I’m guessing this is a Lord of the Rings reference. Not gonna lie, I haven’t read the books or seen the movies.

Me neither – nor, I’m guessing, many more of us.

A “train bound for nowhere…”

And for a little ring, the least of rings, you can appear before the throne of Sauron.

In the darkest depths of Mordor, there was a resort so fair…

It’s good there are comments here. I had no idea where this was.

So, she would have preferred a trip to Tom Bombadil’s forest adventures or maybe to be depths of mines of Moria, where they had dug too deeply, or just for a country break in Hobbiton.