Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for February 09, 2022
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February 11, 2022
Transcript:
fair warning - a county fair is opening near you. be alert! see the giant homunculus alive over six feet tall! guess your body fat worse sideshow - prince william co. fair. most dessicated pie - arlington co. fair. tiny irritable sweater dogs worst animal barn - montgomery co. fair. extreme wach-a-mole worst game of skill - anne arundel co. fair. hummel figurines in brine most inexplicable canned good - howard co. fair tony williams's handwriting analysis the future revealed! guy: sign here and here and here. worst booth - d.c. county fair.
Cpeckbourlioux over 2 years ago
Don’t sign! Don’t do it! Don’t sign anything!
k8zhd over 2 years ago
Extreme Whack-a-Mole would be a good aerobic exercise. I wonder if it can be turned into a new Olympic event?
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
No giant dwarves! No pickled Hummels!
But how about Whack-a-Tiny Irritable Sweater Dog?
And don’t sign anything without your lawyer’s approval first!