Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for February 21, 2022
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Transcript:
what's new at the beach? unabridged popular fiction flybys - twice daily! the nosebleed by stephen king - chapt world famous ocean city saltwater coffee and taffy is off the menu no more tacky t-shirts! sandypants sam's p.c. tees corndogs! unchanged since 2000 b.c.! i'm a red hot mama and i vote i'm with this individual born to raise issues need help? try the upgraded rescue system! go to www.oc/aid/assist/floundering/succor.org or, we can just stay inside and wait for the damn sunburn to subside. woman: gin! man: not so loud-you're hurting my scalp. the sea slug
Cpeckbourlioux over 2 years ago
Saltwater coffee and prehistoric corn dogs, mmmmm good!
Teto85 Premium Member over 2 years ago
This looks surprisingly like the town the Otterloops spent a summer vacation in.
whawn over 2 years ago
Probably is the same town — Ocean City, Maryland — more or less just east of DC. This is, BTW, quite an accurate representation of the place. Only left out the Ripley’s Believe It or Not Museum.
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
Or, just not go to the beach in the first place….