Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 20, 2023
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Transcript:
nature a handy guide have you ever been out at the beach or in the woods, enjoying nature, and thought to yourself, "what was that I just stepped in?" chances are it's something unpleasant. in fact, nature is full of nasty things, mucousy larval bladderoid things that, harmful or not, are best avoided. just use these handy mnemonic rhymes- guy: pee-yoo leaves of three, let it be. guy: everyone knows that. legs of eight, leave the state. makes a sound, don't hang around. thing: phffplpfgh fetid & wet, get upset. guy: agk kind of brown, put it down. seems organic, best to panic. aaaaaaaa
pumaman almost 2 years ago
Why did you pick up the brown in the first place?
GovernorOfCalisota {LoveBozobyFoxo} Premium Member almost 2 years ago
One of my favorite Richard Thompson’s strips. ☺
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 2 years ago
This looks like extradimensional intrusion of bladders, bush stinking fetor expulsion at you, fleshy plants and fuzzy spiderlike things with too many legs.
Turn and run you son-of-a-gun. The area’s invaded by a bleed over from some other disgusting sticky dimension. A place you don’t want to crossover into and get lost in.
“Bigger than a breadbox, treat it like a pox.”
“Giant train sized brain beast, don’t faint at least.”
“Wet caves you walk in may be giant mouths so be careful taking shelter.”
Sisyphos almost 2 years ago
Maybe this Poor Soul needs to re-think his admiration for Nature….