Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for June 05, 2023
June 02, 2023
June 07, 2023
Transcript:
restaurant closings the following establishments were closed for health code violations. p.j.piehole's p.j. piehole's - ketchup accidental-ly married to the mayonnaise. gas'n'go - smash'n'grab foodmart gas'n'go - smash'n'grab foodmart - super unleaded from pump #3 contaminated by hot dog water. reflux reflux - closed for acid backup. steak burgers spongebrain cowpat's house o'beef - closed for aesthetic reasons.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 1 year ago
This must be an early one. P. J. Piehole’s doesn’t have its smiley-face logo yet.
koanz Premium Member over 1 year ago
I wonder if this predates SpongeBob Squarepants.
k8zhd over 1 year ago
P.J.’s was on to something — now you can buy mayo + ketchup on the open market, already mixed.
Jbarker1956 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Ketchup married to mayo! Not in Florida!!!
Sisyphos over 1 year ago
These seem to be deserved closings, except that I’m not sure the reason given for the last one falls within Health Code….
SpammersAreScum over 1 year ago
Isn’t ketchup mixed with mayonnaise some burger place’s “secret sauce”?