Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for July 05, 2023

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it's free comic book day!!! issue 34 collector's edition rmc unlike most, captain rolemodel practices preventive superheroics. rolemodel: what's that below? a child! engaged in aimless loitering! must get to him in time! everybody knows kids need positive role models. rolemodel: else they may grow up to be supervillains, like slugman or the sullen creep or the fiendish mr. uh-oh! rolemodel: if i'm too late, this kid could eventually become dr. negatron, ph.d, criminal master-mind! he's a ticking timebomb! out of my way! oh, why can't i fly? boy: wow! captain rolemodel! i thought you wore a cape. rolemodel: not any more. it was a choking hazard, like if someone grabbed it from behind. whew uf puf rolemodel: now, under the influence of my positive mentoring power, you will be-come a productive member of society! boy: gosh soon- rolemodel: aren't i a refreshing change from all those dark, angst-ridden superheroes? boy: and how! for the first time in my young life, i feel a sense of structure & purpose! x-ray pants loads of laffs! slight cancer risk all sizes - $1795 the visible potato 3-d model not a toy it's a real working potato! $2.9 better posture instantly! new miracle spinal fluid additive throw your sense of smell! informaion booklet 35c big money learn mink ranching at home puny? try our escalator shoes! patented, pair - $15 rubber goiters by mail! special value 99c