Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for July 17, 2023
Transcript:
potholes like the eskimos who supposedly have dozens of words to describe types of snow, drivers have developed a vocabulary for pothole varieties. here are a few. a "rimshot" is your common basic tire-chewing, wheel-misaligning pothole. somewhat worse is a "scrapmaker," which often causes spontaneous automotive disassemblage. person: well, blow the horn. the "pit of carkoon" type is home to a tentacled monster cap-able of devouring everything up to a ford bronce. in a "k street kanyon," erosion has revealed past geological ages down to the pre-cambrian, attracting paleontologists & tour groups.
ladykat 12 months ago
I’d try to avoid #3 and #4. Just saying.
Teto85 Premium Member 12 months ago
Inuit, Upiaq, Dené, G’wichin or other Nation. Eskimo is on par with Squaw.
Sisyphos 12 months ago
D.C. may have great potholes, but we in Chicagoland are true connoisseurs through extensive experience….