Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for August 30, 2023
Transcript:
woman: i'm engrossed in "duck! the complete guide to modern living." with over 250,000 pages & reinforced bind-ing, it doubles as a handy, family-size emergency shelter. kid: mommy! i'm trapped in the index! duck! the complete guide to modern living old man: i'll just be trying to decipher the instructions on this bottle of medicine, so don't you mind me. what in hell does "flummoxofin" treat, anyway? boy 1: until a new "harry potter" comes out, i'm going to concentrate my reading on cereal boxes exclusively. i find that there is much to learn from the feverish, sugar-crazed imaginings of over-paid copywriters with too much space to fill and hey there's no toy in this one. boy 2: i read only the comics page, the last venue for quality work by dead white males. guy: "brewed using only the finest malt, hops & barley." there, i read something. go away.
Cpeckbourlioux about 1 year ago
And here I am reading the comics page…
Hamady Sack Premium Member about 1 year ago
RIP Richard.
PoodleGroomer about 1 year ago
Read your labels. We have a state line here. One brand of beer in one state is 4.5% and 9.8% in the other.
gbars70 about 1 year ago
Richard created his own epitaph in that last comics page quote.
Sisyphos about 1 year ago
Sign me up for the comics page, too. —Although that “finest malt, hops, and barley” product is tempting….