Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for September 15, 2023
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Transcript:
what's new at the beach? unabridged popular fiction flybys - twice daily! the nosebleed by stephen king chapt world famous ocean city salt water coffee and and taffy is off the menu! no more tacky t-shirts! corndogs! unchanged since 2000 b.c.! sandypants sam's p.c. tees i'm a red hot mama and i vote i'm with this individual born to raise issues need help? try the up-graded rescue system! go to www.oc/aid/assist/floundering/succor.org or, we can just stay inside and wait for the damn sunburn to subside. woman: gin! man: not so loud. you're hurting my scalp. the sea slug
Cpeckbourlioux about 1 year ago
Gimme two corn dogs and a salt water coffee, please.
Sisyphos about 1 year ago
Make that “gin and tonic” and I’ll stay in with you. The beach is for sunburn, bug bites, sand in your shoes, stepping on ouchie sea urchins, and other unpleasantries, offset only by an occasional brief swim….