Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for September 20, 2023
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Transcript:
fairground memories - the fair is over. what remains? i went to the county fair, the cattle & swine were there. velocirapture the midway crowd was obnoxious & loud, and queasy with mal de mer. oop: whee beneath a fast spinning ride, a carny stood stupefied, oop: aaagh gripping the throttle & also a bottle of wine that was fortified. a blue ribbon hog rose to say, "many thanks to the ff of a. food blue ribbon bacon frankly i'm floored by this fine award. it'll look great on my resume."
Cpeckbourlioux 12 months ago
Nice ride, that velocirapture.
SteveHL 12 months ago
I hope that the hog wasn’t related to Pig from Pearls Before Swine; Pig has already lost too many relatives to the dreadful (but delicious) BLT.
Sisyphos 12 months ago
A grim tale for poor piggy! But all’s fair in …the county fair….