Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for November 01, 2023
October 30, 2023
November 03, 2023
Transcript:
restaurant closings the following establishments have been ordered closed for health code violations. ouspenskaya gallery - operating without a liquor license. current show of paintings derivative & sterile. hey, moderism's over! taco outlet try our chimitac-aburri-cherno-bogito! taco outlet - menu of over 2000 items confusing & gratuitous, consid-ering there are only 5 ingredients. 823 bladderwort's brewpub cafe - featured beer, old bladderwort's extra chunky barium ale, still untested on humans. chat 'n' chew 'n' pay 'n' leave chat 'n' chew 'n' pay 'n' leave - whole place smelled like old people.
pumaman 11 months ago
What do old people smell like? Patchouli and Old Spice?
stamps 11 months ago
There are only 153 ways to combine 5 ingredients, not counting using different proportions of each.
stamps 11 months ago
Isn’t barium ale what comes out after a barium enema?
SteveHL 11 months ago
P. J. Piehole’s isn’t being closed this time? Or are they still closed from some time ago?
Sisyphos 11 months ago
Unfair to Ouspenskaya!
But I’m glad they shuttered Chat ‘n’ Chew ‘n’ Pay ‘n’ Leave!