Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for November 01, 2023
October 30, 2023
November 03, 2023
Transcript:
restaurant closings the following establishments have been ordered closed for health code violations. ouspenskaya gallery - operating without a liquor license. current show of paintings derivative & sterile. hey, moderism's over! taco outlet try our chimitac-aburri-cherno-bogito! taco outlet - menu of over 2000 items confusing & gratuitous, consid-ering there are only 5 ingredients. 823 bladderwort's brewpub cafe - featured beer, old bladderwort's extra chunky barium ale, still untested on humans. chat 'n' chew 'n' pay 'n' leave chat 'n' chew 'n' pay 'n' leave - whole place smelled like old people.
pumaman about 1 year ago
What do old people smell like? Patchouli and Old Spice?
stamps about 1 year ago
There are only 153 ways to combine 5 ingredients, not counting using different proportions of each.
stamps about 1 year ago
Isn’t barium ale what comes out after a barium enema?
SteveHL about 1 year ago
P. J. Piehole’s isn’t being closed this time? Or are they still closed from some time ago?
Sisyphos about 1 year ago
Unfair to Ouspenskaya!
But I’m glad they shuttered Chat ‘n’ Chew ‘n’ Pay ‘n’ Leave!