Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for November 03, 2023
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undecided voter? clueless? uncertain? here's help. discuss the choices with someone whose opinion you respect. man 1: peee-yooo. man 2: eee-yuck. first-hand knowledge of the candi-dates is good. hang around outside looking undecided. they'll be all over you like a flock of cheap suits. children are our greatest resource & the hope for the future. what are they saying? girl: this guy walks funny. boy: this guy spits when he laughs. you could study up on the candidates in depth. compare their policies and records. measure the distance between rhetoric & reality. in no time you'll slip into a zomboid coma & miss the whole electio. this is the coward's way out. if all else fails, try cosmic chance, the last sign you see on the way to your polling place is it. person 1: democrat republican democrat republican lost cat democrat republicrat demoyard sale democrat nader republican republican lose weight demo crat gutter cleaning person 2: gutter cleaning it is!
SteveHL 11 months ago
Gutter politics are very in style nowadays.
Itty-Bitty 11 months ago
Get out there and vote! Find out about your candidates at Vote411 . org
ElwoodP 11 months ago
Is Gutter Cleaning anything like Drain the Swamp?
Spiffy 11 months ago
I always vote for gutter cleaning, but somehow the gutters never get cleaned.
Sisyphos 11 months ago
Just Play the Game. Be an ideologue and know with absolute certainty that “the other guy” is wrong and evil and is going to hades, while “Your Guy” is a brilliant and angelic true leader and maybe even savior of the world….