Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for December 11, 2023
December 08, 2023
December 13, 2023
Transcript:
richard's poor almanack by richard thompson new apps for mom eyes in the back of her head app - full 360 vision! medusa app - perfect for turning kids to stone! multimitts app - so she can't say, "i don't have six hands!" institreat app - confers the ability to synthesize cupcakes from nitrogen in the atmosphere. extendable pre-hensile apron string-app - run! kindle dx app - "i can read you like a downloadable book!" oop: mom! quit it! pez dispenser app - unnecessary and disturbing. patience of job app - worth trying.
SteveHL 12 months ago
You could combine the two in the top row and just have the snakes tell mom what’s going on behind her.
GovernorOfCalisota {LoveBozobyFoxo} Premium Member 12 months ago
A strip I’ve never seen before… Great! ☺
gbars70 12 months ago
Too bad Richard’s not around to interact with Alexa. There’s satire gold.
Sisyphos 12 months ago
Real Moms don’t depend on apps!