Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for December 27, 2023
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cookie advisory a troop of rogue girl scouts is reportedly selling non-girl-scout-sanctioned cookies in your cookie-buying area. if you have recently purchased boxes of any of the cookies pic-tured below, you are advised to dispose of them immediately. tinfoils shortbread with bits of foil. note: ignore the micro-wave recipe on box. bandarlogs made with wood chips & not less than 10% monkeys. alkoids curiously bitter; produces a pucker of malocclusive proportion. dese 'n' dose these fell off a truck. fugu fugus contains highly toxic japanese blowfish. other-wise quite tasty. peanut butter munchs they're edible but just way too creepy. man: omigod, girl scouts! woman: hide! girl: heh heh
Cpeckbourlioux 9 months ago
Do Girl Scouts still go door to door?
SteveHL 9 months ago
The Girl Scouts might be able to sell a few boxes of the Bandarlogs to Bucky Cat from Get Fuzzy. He has often proclaimed his desire to eat monkeys.
Mel-T-Pass Premium Member 9 months ago
Tinfoils are always sold out due to conspiracy theorists’ business.
ElwoodP 9 months ago
Are real Girl Scout Cookies made from Real Girl Scouts?
Sisyphos 9 months ago
The Girl Scouts just aren’t what they used to be….