Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for February 26, 2024
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richard's poor almanac by richard thompson corrections for 2006 several people in the news (k-fed, dick cheney & suri cruise) were fictitious, invent-ed to boost our circulation. dog: grrr because of a dropped com-ma, the may 12th "mutts" seemed to advocate a nu-clear strike on pyongyang. happy-land a world map in the june 3rd a section indicated that pangea has reformed as "happyland." this isn't true. man: yikes! several readers complained of finding a live squirrel in their sunday supplements bag. this was an act of god, honest. we've just learned that dick cheney (see above) is not fic-titious, but is instead a fleshy manifestation of the zeitgeist. the august 4th kids post story "let's eat dirt" was all a big misunderstanding. but still, sorry! bang! and we're sorry we ran that sudoku with all the trans-posed numerals. hope it didn't ruin your day. ha-ha! finally, some wise guy in the photo dept. keeps photshop-ping silly hats onto people's heads. he'd better cut it out!
jymy Premium Member 10 months ago
earl’s here, where’s mooch?
fritzoid Premium Member 10 months ago
Sudoku isn’t about math, it’s about logic. Transposing the numerals would make no difference, so long as it was done consistently.
Teto85 Premium Member 10 months ago
R.I.P. Mr. Thompson.
Julie478 Premium Member 10 months ago
I love how you can still tell who is wearing the “silly hat.”