Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for June 14, 2024
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richard's poor almanac by richard thompson people in the news hyattsville 5th grader traces family back to hydrogen in the amosphere. kid: once i got past the pre-cambrian period it was a snap me d.c. teen, described as "a little too smart,: mouths off to vice principal. teen: all i sad was, you're puissant." geez man, look it up. oop: hey woman is bailey's crossrads sets new speed record for buying blinds woman: i was driving by & a clerk ran out & sold me some blinds! wow! next day blinds same day blinds blinds right this damn minute blinds before you even need thi quiet arlington man keeps pretty much to himself, leaving neighbors threatened & fearful. neighbor 1: his name is hamdinger or something. god knows what he's up to. neighbor 2: he waved at my kid once, the creep. neighbor 3: i think only loudmouth, glad-handing extro-verts should have rights. neighbor 4: ornamental garden rocks are 60% off at hech-inger. let's stone him.
SteveHL 6 months ago
Get something at Hechinger to throw at Hamdinger?
fritzoid Premium Member 6 months ago
What’s he building in there?
What the hell is he building in there?
He has subscriptions to those magazines
He never waves when he goes by
He’s hiding something from the rest of us
He’s all to himself
I think I know why
He took down the tire swing from the pepper tree
He has no children of his own, you see
He has no dog, he has no friends
And his lawn is dying
And what about all those packages he sends?
. . .
He has no friends, but he gets a lot of mail
I’ll bet he spent a little time in jail
I heard he was up on the roof last night, signaling with a flashlight
And what’s that tune he’s always whistling?
What’s he building in there?
What’s he building in there?
We have a right to know
— Tom Waits
PoodleGroomer 6 months ago
… and she said you have to do something with that chop saw or return it. Now, help me with these blinds.