Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 03, 2025
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Transcript:
poetry slam by richard thompson o, listen to the tale of johnny, whose ears are big & head is scrawny. johnny: huh? in each ear he wears six rings, great ungainly silver things. johnny: hey in his nose he's also kept 'em. six more rings right through his septum, jingle jingle jangle jingle johnny: what? he's noisy as a tamourine, a gamelan or drum machine. johnny: man and he works two jobs i'm certain- jingle jangle johnny: you, man "tower" clerk and shower curtain.
stamps 3 days ago
What does a tower clerk do?
CougarAllen 2 days ago
Nowadays he’d be working at Walmart. If you ever need to ask a Walmart employee something, look for one with facial piercings and tattoos. There’s always a reason why people are working at Walmart, and if it’s because they have facial piercings and tattoos it’s not because they’re stoopid.