The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 12, 2021

And they’re sick from that French bug, Le Ague.

“Help you? Sure, when Hell freezes over.”

The planet is in danger and they won’t help? That’s pretty cold-hearted of them.

So nobody wanted Vanilla Ice here, either?

I’m Mister White Christmas, I’m Mister Snow!

I’m Mister Icicle, I’m Mister Ten Below!

Friends call me Snow Miser

What ever I touch

Turns to snow in my clutch…

I’m too much!

They gave the General a Frosty reception.

The general just needs to “Let it Go”.

There’s the Abominable Snow Creature from Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer!!!

The Iceman Cometh to play pool.

This is what happens when the Generals take their eye off the ball. Throw him an ice chip and tell to find a polar bear who cares.

Cool club! Dumb name.

“Not to mention we’re busy here, getting ready for the March of the Penguins.”

They sure gave him the cold shoulder!

Why did the snowman (Frosty?) just assume they couldn’t help?

Maybe the general knows who they are. Maybe this is a situation that requires some cool heads (or hands or just cold bodies).

The general is a fake. He’s saluting with his left hand. Obviously part of a trap.

They forgot Rise of the Guardians Jack Frost

they’re just there to chill…

I think she’s just an ice queen clone.

Who da gal??

I pulled up behind a Cadillac

We were waiting for the light

And I took a look at his license plate

It said “Just Ice”

Is justice just ice?

who is the guy shooting, with the helmet?

And at least three of them are villains

Did I mention that the enemy was using Blowtorches?

Looks like my kind of place!

Who’s the guy in the bottom middle with the hat?

LET IT GO, LET IT GOOO

Looks like the General has been Frozone out.

George Gervin slipped out for a second?

They’re just chilling.

Hurry…the earth is getting warmer.

where’s Frozone?

This one gave me the chills.

Presumably one of their members is a punster, and came up with that name, and the others liked it and went along. My kind of club!

They are missing Jack Frost from Rise of the Guardians, Frozone from the Incredibles (as some have already pointed), Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat, and Captain Cold (adversary of the Flash).

I would like to go. That place does look pretty cool.

JUST ICE v JUSTICE — Night Court Season 7, Episode 4 “Come Back to the Five and Dime, Stephen King, Stephen King”

Depends on what the crisis is, whether this lot can help. Elsa has some pretty significant power. Bumbles bounce and can reach tall things. I’m guessing the suited guy is Mr. Freeze and the hatted man is Jack Frost. Frosty has zero powers (besides his own being-alive and dancing thing). Olaf will be comic relief.