Learn to Speak Cat by Anthony Smith for February 05, 2022

I remember once sleeping over at a friend’s place and woke up because I couldn’t turn over. The cat was on top of the blanket between my knees.

I’m left with the underside.

I have been there before.

Works with dogs too.

No lies detected.

The Mrs tends to kick the cats off of her side and I tend to sleep better with one or two around or on me. Cats will sleep anywhere. Doggos and cats like to sleep with their humans because it gives them a sense of security. The cats’ purring puts me to sleep faster than just about anything.

This is as accurate as they come! I had 5 cats and had to buy a king-size bed; so I’d have somewhere to sleep!

Entirely inaccurate, he’s leaving too much room for the human.

“Your side” seems suspiciously roomy tbh