Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for August 27, 2021

You can do something about the body part,

Brew-ding about it won’t help.

I’m slowing down at both ends; brain and feet.

Well don’t get used to it, you are getting older as we speak!

Not much to do about the hair (well, if you REALLY want to spend that money), but there’s plenty you can do about the body.

And my wallet’s emptier.

As a small boy my mother always told the barber to use thinning shears on my hair. I should have stopped her.

I’m working on the body part. I still have plenty of hair though.

Can’t control one and you have responsibility in a large part for the other……

And now I’m to blame for most of the problems in the USA!

Just out of school, I grew a mustache to look older, several years ago I shaved it off to look younger. Looking back, I don’t think ether idea worked.

I tell people I am 10 years older than I am so they can say " you look great for your age"