Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for August 28, 2021

Nothing is what it seems to be anymore.

Sat down to listen to a guy play a few fiddle tunes. UH! UH! That was a VIOLIN if I ever heard one!

Getting cultured is so easy.

Change the name and the quality improves !

Bub wants to be Sam Malone, but Betty keeps trying to turn him into Frasier Crane

Put a tux on a chimp …

Dragged out of the dark Cave of the Great Unwashed into The Light. Next thing you know, he’ll be getting right answers on Jeopardy!

Bub is just being stubborn, but I guess in todays climate everyone has a right to be stupid.

Thinky?…

The difference between food and cuisine: $50/person

“I’ve been speaking prose all my life and never knew it.”

Literature, cinema, cuisine ? A true red neck would claim it was all PC and a Commie plot.

Hemingway camouflaged his literature as action/adventure stories. He tricked us about the “thinky quality”, by using short sentences and small words.

And the time you went to buy clothes and came back with attire. I tell you, it’s a tricky world out there.

I don’t like this thread! The intelligence disparity theme is tired, boring, and very ugly!