Serious comment of the day: I’ve read that the reason so many die on the road is that their instinct is to jump up when an oncoming cars approaches, instead of jumping to the side. (We now return you to funny comments)
As a participant of a myriad of cross country trips, I can definitely attest to how hard it is to eat healthy on the road(whether stopping for lunch or camping)
onespiceybbw almost 3 years ago
Usually armadillos are waving their little feet up in the air.
Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr. almost 3 years ago
I’ve heard that armadillo armor is bulletproof…but obviously not Buick-proof
Ratkin almost 3 years ago
At least they aren’t eating fast food.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I’d like a pet armadillo. I’d train him to roll into a ball, carry him in a golf bag and name him “Brunswick”…
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
Ew
e.groves almost 3 years ago
I’ve never seen a live armadillo.
gopher gofer almost 3 years ago
they created slow food with me in mind…
namleht almost 3 years ago
On the road again….
Doug K almost 3 years ago
They seem to have no problem eating on the road. [or off the road, beside the road, in the ditch, from a car grill – wherever roadkill is found.]
Darryl Heine almost 3 years ago
Why did the armadillo cross the road anyway?
uniquename almost 3 years ago
Is he implying that there’s a fast armadillo?
Lablubber almost 3 years ago
But you could have had one killed by a V8.
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Serious comment of the day: I’ve read that the reason so many die on the road is that their instinct is to jump up when an oncoming cars approaches, instead of jumping to the side. (We now return you to funny comments)
zeexenon almost 3 years ago
Excuse me, sir’s, please use these napkins and wet-wipes.
crazeekatlady almost 3 years ago
Poor Armadillo. Why did the vulture get on the plane with two dead raccoons under his wings? Because he was told he could bring two carrion.
Iguanaboy almost 3 years ago
As a participant of a myriad of cross country trips, I can definitely attest to how hard it is to eat healthy on the road(whether stopping for lunch or camping)