Monty by Jim Meddick for September 02, 2021

As long as the white stuff doesn’t have black chunks, you’re good to go.

Monty’s gullible, it seems. Or gullable.

What on earth is gogurt?

Is it now? You keep telling yourself that.

Take a little, give a little.

Maybe it’s not only Gogurt.

How did this get by the comic censors or am I the only one thinking dirty?

That seagull did Monty a favor…Gogurt, really?

UNRECYCLED gogurt.

Ick. :)

Only one way to be sure…

Oh, wow. This reminds me of an actual event at the Stanley Park Zoo (Vancouver, BC) in about 1976 (yep, I’m old). There was a porpoise/dolphin show at an ampitheater that had a pool down front. A seagull kept trying to get a fish treat from the ringmaster. Finally the guy gave a fish to the gull. I marveled at how long it took the bird to swallow the fish whole. It then took off over the water and rose above the tiered concrete seats. While climbing, it let go a stream of poop I’d guess was at least 3 feet long. I watched it in slow motion descend and, Ker-splat, it covered a young boy nearly from head to toe. I could clearly see his reaction time. Fortunately several people nearby were eating hotdogs or whatever and passed him their napkins. I’m embarrassed to say I couldn’t contain myself—I laughed hard under my breath at the situation (I was young then), though I felt badly for the boy. Because of my inappropriateness, to this day when I see seagulls hovering nearby, I think that they are finally going to get me for that—especially when I hear them call my name.

Better make sure it’s gogurt. Taste it.

On vacation years ago I headed north in Oregon on the 101 on a sunny morning with a cloudless sky. Not far from Lincoln Beach, a quarter mile or so behind five cars all bunched together, I watched a flock of seagulls flying north on the beach side of the highway suddenly veer to the east.

It looked from my view like they got directly over the 5 cars ahead of me and then abruptly turned north again, stayed in position over the cars for a few seconds, then swooped off west in the direction of the coast.

Pretty much instantly the windshield wipers of some of the cars I was following all came on at almost the exact same moment.

I’ve had “squeeze-tube” cheese product (a convenient hiking supply), but not squeeze-tube yogurt or “Gogurt” (meaning travel-yogurt). But I suspect some of Monty’s ornamentation is not gogurt….

Good question – WTH is gogurt?

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