Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 31, 2021

Looks like pterodactyl. Must be a BC crossover.

If he keeps the bird he’ll soon have his eggs.

“Life…ah… finds a way…”

Homing pigeon?

Oops. I’m surprised the Wiz isn’t more careful about his special eggs.

I would also think that the eggs of this very different species would look very different on the outside (so it would be hard for either the Wiz or his neighbor to not notice).

Many cultures in my family but I drew the line on baluts.

It could be an egg the Wiz was saving for a Ray Harryhausen movie.

That’s eggstrordinary!!

Borrow some eggs? Sure, how long will you need them?

“Whoops. Please eggscuse me, neighbour.”

’Bit past their sell buy date……

Umm…..electric stove?!

You should really label your eggs better, Wiz…that or keep the magic ones in a separate place!

What’s for dessert? Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie.

He’s got eggs, he knows how to crack them

Okay, now I have to wonder. What do you suppose pterodactyl eggs tasted like. I mean most dinosaurs were egg layers. Tyrannosaurus Rex omelet?

This is the age old question. Will you eat the omelet or will the omelet eat you?

Must have been the purple eggs….

Is it me, or is it beyond rude to ask your neighbor for some eggs?

How does one “borrow” eggs? Does he bring back the shells after one’s done with them?

He could get a few more and bake them into a pie.

Pterodactyl!