Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for September 04, 2021

First, I need to know who’s playing.

Don’t they always?

We’ll have a slow motion replay of the signal, after this break.

Or … “Which way did he go? Which way did he go?”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs-Q0JmWjj0

“Scarecrow is the call on the field.”

This is a football field, not a political arena…

I could be the perfect scapegoat. Everyone can blame me for their misfortune because it doesn’t bother me when anyone does.

That’s because I know that it’s either just the chaos of Nature or their own foolish choices that are the real cause. I just don’t rub that fact in their face, understanding that they’ll never accept it.

A WOKE umpire/referee……

I usually blame the refs.

It works in Congress…might as well.

Cancelling penalties so nobody goes to jail on this one.