What’s an oiled salami? And why did he have sun lotion on the palms of his hands? And how long ago was this that he calls it suntan lotion instead of sun screen? And does he go to private beaches so often that he had to specify that it was a public beach?
rekam Premium Member about 3 years ago
Trying to wipe that image out of my mind.
Bring Back "The Good Place" about 3 years ago
I’m sure it was awkward for more than one reason
The Reader Premium Member about 3 years ago
Ah, well… courts are for appearances.
pcolli about 3 years ago
How about the private beach?
LawrenceS about 3 years ago
But the YouTube™ video got over seven million hits. With more than 500K thumbs down and charges there was something obscene about it.
mrsdonaldson about 3 years ago
There’s your story!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Again. A picture story right there. All that is missing is the picture and …most of the story. …so nothing. ..really
PoodleGroomer about 3 years ago
He had to do some extra flossing on his teeth for days,
raybarb44 about 3 years ago
I remember it well…..
cuzinron47 about 3 years ago
His head still hurts from last weeks effort to get an idea.
BJIllistrated Premium Member about 3 years ago
Clayton, the idea is standing in front of you….OH, it’s already been done. Forget I said that….
Teto85 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Ew. Just Ew.
Jeffin Premium Member about 3 years ago
Adam is such a wienie.
paullp Premium Member about 3 years ago
Awkward? Sounds like a serious understatement. As a writer, he should be able to do better. Open up that thesaurus, Adam!
And yeah, I’m as grossed out as everyone else here at the imagery!
PuppyPapa about 3 years ago
Hope it wasn’t Fire Island . . .
Cactus-Pete about 3 years ago
What’s an oiled salami? And why did he have sun lotion on the palms of his hands? And how long ago was this that he calls it suntan lotion instead of sun screen? And does he go to private beaches so often that he had to specify that it was a public beach?