In Security by Bea R. for August 21, 2021

This is beginning to look a whole lot like Gil Thorp …

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gil_Thorp

He looks so happy

did they get the names from a Las Vegas Menu, or the Kansas City Stockyards?

Someone went mental coming up with names….

Got Adfork.

What’s the waterboy’s name: “Gate O’Raid”? Or maybe he just gets a nickname like: “Drizzle”, with the amount of money waterboys in the Pro Leagues make for such cushie work I’d put up with whatever name they give me.

Po Taito has a wife named Morticia.

Warning: “Get served by the Diners the taste of defeat will never leave you!”.

Right side yells “Paper!”

Left side yells “Plastic!”

Either way, they go for the sack.

Condie Minz has a brother that “borrows” a car when he gets drunk.

Twelve starters.

Sneaky.

I wonder what they serve at the stadium concession stands?

The late, great Billy DeBeck used to do panels like this when he was drawing the Barney Google strip – I’m impressed.

“And an solemnly used crab named Lucky aka Citizen Snips”

I love it and the smile on Hubbs face.

If you excuse me, I’m feeling hungry seeing this team.

C. Salz is the only player not wearing greasepaint. It’s now a tradition; if he ever needs any, he scrapes some off of the guy he just tackled.

There are two names to his tattoo, and neither one is “Mom.”

On top is his juvenile parole officer. On the bottom is his Marine drill instructor.

Football is a letdown.

He’d rather still be a Marine, but he’s out now. His file has been sealed by both the Pentagon and the E.P.A.

Don’t ask.

Welcome to the Wide World of Sporks!

When does the game start?

I predict that Ellie will end up in the game and catch the winning touchdown.

I really hope they all get to meet Little Al… and hear him say “Papidada”.

Now, let’s meet the Cheerleaders! Starting with Ann Chovi and Pepper Oni…

Chic Kenuggy is kinda cute…