In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for September 03, 2021

Are you kidding? He gets tougher with age.

The trainer has probably been skimming off the top and has a fresh young pint ready to take his place.

I take a 30 year scotch instead.

It’s better to be the “cream at the top” than be spoiled at the bottom of the barrel.

Tell that to"Sleepy Joe"

Thirty years later? Now he’s a fine cheese. He could settle down on a fine spread.

Facing the sour truth!

“I coulda been a container ….I mean a contender”

If I was in the ring with that, I would be afraid to hit him. Talk about crying over spilled (spoiled) milk.

I have some items in the back of my fridge that might also have evolved to the point of challenging Tyson Fury.

“Rocky, get out of the boxing ring! You’re 75 years old!“

At first I thought it was Sponge Bob.

But the other guy’s already whipped.

NEVER…….

The Tenctonese/Newcomers from the movie/tv show Alien Nation would LOVE the milk in the corner!

He’s so ripe now that hitting the showers isn’t even going to help!

Maybe retire to a nice cottage cheese.

He’s expired and doesn’t know it.

Why are there years on the expiration dates of milk?