Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for September 10, 2021

Be grateful she didn’t just fart.

A belch is but a breath of air,

That cometh from the heart.

But when it takes a downward path,

’Tis known as just a…

Well, you know the rest.

Cheered her up too.

Improvise. adapt and overcome, huh, Broomie?

A back-up brupper by any other name is still a phart.

Actually, you got lucky Gaylord.

So … can I interest you in a nose whistle? …

What did one burp say to the other burp?“Let’s be Stinkers and go out the other end.”I know, sometimes I’m just a child at heart, ‘cuz that’s when I first heard that one.

She is NOT a native born American – America as a nation didn’t exist 1500+ years ago. Probably of European descent, though from where? Most likely a country that doesn’t exist anymore either.

Quiet Gaylord.

You can’t silence the Green Witch, Gaylord! (Timely comment….)

You should have learned that by now, with your tail so often singed!