Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for August 26, 2021

If Earl were no longer around, you would miss him.

#thathasaniceringtoitmitty

I have a sneaking suspicion that Earl doesn’t actually care. As long as you don’t call him late for dinner!

#earlofstink

Oh come on Mitty, it’s Just one day. You’re a cat, so you’ll sleep through most of of it anyway!

The Duke of Earl of Filthy Houndery

Mitty doesn’t like to give ground to any canine.

Per Deadpool 2, having the name “Earl” apparently predisposes one to a life of crime.

Happy National Dog Day, poor long suffering Earl. Give Mittens a big slobbery lick as a thank you for his acknowledgement.

That’s a pretty good title.