Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for August 29, 2021

#shesoundsdoubtfultoughguy

#onetoughkitten

Mitty has a high capacity for self-delusion.

I think The Mittens is reinventing his kittenhood. #spindoctor

#MessyKittenFace

I think it was more a matter of “Please, Mother, I’d rather do it myself!” Fierce predators have to learn to clean their food off their faces on their own; it tends to scare off their prey.

Never mess with the Mittens!