Herb and Jamaal by Stephen Bentley for August 30, 2021

But you love her anyway, so you eat whatever she has fixed.

Ha ha! I’ve never heard that one before! I mean a smoke alarm that goes “Ding!”

How else do you know when it’s done?

Erma Bombeck used that joke. We need more writers like like that.

This actually happens a lot at our place. Fortuitous juxtaposition of the alarm and the oven.

Yet you still don’t appreciate your Mother-in-law….

Henny Youngman, 1968