Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 02, 2021

Just a slight tug, hmm?

Can Andy do anything on the football pitch without getting called out?

At least give him his shirt back.

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny, our HERO Mr Andrew Capp is such a dyed in the wool cad that any roughhousing for him is a minor infraction :o) my avatar today is a spoof of what some people phantasize dentists tools look like , scary :o{ how was you day? our Thursday should be very busy as usual but we will cope I hope , no shopping to do or errands to run just stay inside the house and keep hydrated till this evening when the greengrocer van comes up our street , we are both in a good mood unless we get a visit by some political person from either party canvasing for next election, keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

The other fella must have oiled himself a bit too much today.

Good thing his aim wasn’t lower

I noticed that Andy’s nose isn’t red. So it must be early in the match. Lets wait and see how Andy does later in the game.

From Affie @ Number Three: “Today’s strip IS funny, our HERO Mr Andrew Capp is such a dyed in the wool cad that any roughhousing for him is a minor infraction :o) my avatar today is a spoof of what some people phantasize dentists tools look like , scary :o{ how was you day? our Thursday should be very busy as usual but we will cope I hope , no shopping to do or errands to run just stay inside the house and keep hydrated till this evening when the greengrocer van comes up our street , we are both in a good mood unless we get a visit by some political person from either party canvasing for next election, keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady”

Free Affie !

Red Card Andy , Yellow card for the other player for removing his jersey !

FREE AFFIE !

Why, Andy, are this bloke’s ’nads nestling against his appendix?

Peep. Right. Whistles can’t say tweet anymore. Corporate stuff. You know.

Aw come on, he barely touched him. And he was gonna take it off anyway when scored a goal.

“You hit that opposing player on the head FAR too hard!”

“Oh, yeah? Well, when we FIND the head, we can ASK it!”

Gives new meaning to the term, caught red handed.

Brandi Chastain wore it better!

Somebody already got there before me but I’m glad it wasn’t his shorts!

xxx

@Afficionado

I have had the same dentist all my life. His name is Mark and I refuse to see anyone else. Even though Mark did inject my gums and remove 4 of my teeth which bloody hurt. The injections, I mean. It had to be done because of crowding. It’s the same with my hairdressers too. I won’t go to another salon. Had the same hairdresser since I was a child.

Speaking of which, I have an appointment for Tuesday.

Meeting up with my friend from school tomorrow and going to Auntie’s on Saturday.

Stay safe, stay well, stay cool and stay happy, pal.

Considering what Andy usually dishes out, that guy got off easy.